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Friday, October 2, 2009
OK NUMBA ONE
seriously
if you know me well, i dont get irritated very easily.
(ok maybe only sometimes lah)BUT AH!theres this girl.she irritates me SOOOOOOO much by not even talking to me okays!amazing or what??you tell me you tell meeee........&NO LAH! its not my fault that i get irritated you know.i explain let you see.she acts cute even through her facebook status.PISSES ME OFF. kaozzzzzzzzz.altho i met her only like abt 5 times in my life, she just still irritates me.i tried to accept her as a not-so-irritating person before, but as the irritating level goes down.she does something again and BAM WHAM SLAM!!! she irritates me again. LOLOLOLOL.& i really cant stand it when she acts so freakiinnnn weak & pitiful.talk so friggin SOFT.... for WHAT!need a loudspeaker?
or NO VOICEBOX?!
like...no BONES also. no MUSCLES also...idk...no BRAIN?!yeah i think so. no brain.yeah like this guy, except shes a girl and this is a guy. ok that was a pointless comment made.
yes her name is super wierd too, its like a FRUIT NAME.ok but its not orange aka liling, altho sometimes orange also shocks me with her very the loud "HELLO!!" or very the loud "BYEBYE!!!", i still love her... & at least i know she doesnt need a loudspeaker.but....this girl..not orange, another fruit.damn WEAK LAH aiyah.ok i mean her, not the fruit.wind blow?!!!!POOF!!!GONE WITH THE WIND.SIAO ONEEEEZXZZXZXZLOLS.see la, talking about her makes me so aunty.tsk. but she really is very the very the ultimate the frigging irritatingszx me.so i just cant help it.she should change her name to........lemme see...HELLO/MY/NAME/IS/IRRITATING/GIRL -inserts her surname here-thats lame but...it kinda makes sense to me.ANYWAY NUMBA TWOwithin these 2 days, i have received the same comment from 4 different people at 4 different locations."WAH YOU VERY COLOURFUL LEH!!"
therefore!altho i should start cutting down on my colors before i make someone blind very. very. soon.i dont really care. LOLS. i just wanna post this up because i think he peekture above isWELLY THE NAAIISE. if u get what i mean :]okay...this point is really no point lah seriously. lols.THAN HERE COMES THE VERY DARK-SIDED NUMBA THREEthose of you who still dont KNOW.i work at PLAY IMAGINATIVE now.http://www.playimaginative.com/ok its at this ultimate bad fengshui building called ILUMA,but heng the shop not really INSIDE the building, like the entrance is outside the building so when you enter, you enter from outside the building not really inside the building.you know you know?and than.the fengshui is really like 0_0. dont even get me started on the wierd ILUMA name.like, the shopping centre, right smack next to bugis street. so stupid!!if its me, i wont set up my shopping centre there. haha like as if i can even set up one.you think about it.go ILUMA see 1 cardigan, wahhh 35DOLLAS.than i go bugis street, WAHHHH 10 DOLLAS!!! buy liao ah!!!(ok practically everything there is 10bucks)so iluma, not v.good.and come to think of it, they should change BUGIS STREETs name to like 10DOLLAS 'JIE' or something.jie in chinese la. means...street or...road? AIYAH you know you know?!you mean you never thought of it before??cannot be.lols okok thats not the point, i ultimate sidetrack like how NRA meetings always sidetrack.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. oopps.but dont worry, i got conclusion one, not like ___ meetings always no conclusion.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. opps i did it again.ok so weekends are the worse. when i take 980 home.its like the bus drives to INDIA in a few minutes. like. LITERALLY!
cheeeebongzxskiaz!the first time i took, i sat at the LAST SEAT THE ULTI-CORNER.than for 3 consecutive bus-stops.they INVADED the bus.so my thoughts went OVER THE TOP once it reached the 3rd busstop!!!1st bus-stop: tsk, why suddenly so many ah. ok at least it didnt really smell that bad YET. and the indian guy that sat next to me kept his distance, so i thought there were nice ones after all?????????????????????
(note the amount of question marks)2nd bus-stop: i saw them...1 after another. again & again. ok at this point of time, i thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. like NO WAY WHERE AM I?!?! than i look out the window, all black black also...i really 0_0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3rd bus-stop: the smell, the sight, the noise. i almost attempted to break the glass and do a jackie chan stunt out onto the road of INDIA...ok...i mean..SINGAPORE.and so you thought that was bad?me, and a few chinese friends, stuck in a single-decker bus with PLENTIFUL of....BLACK PEPPER COATED SARDINES?!?!nope. the worse part was the getting down.ok im gonna say this.some INDIANS, DONT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF 'EXCUSE ME'trust me...either they talk to much till they're really kinda deaf.OR!!!i said 'excuse me' TOO SLOW.like you know they talk so freaking fast you think its on fast-forward mode? hahahayeah next time i shall try saying it faster whenever i meet the black sardines again.EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!! (X32 speed up)and not to mention. they're so wierd.they come up with weird tasting & weird looking food too. like what the heck.
It’s called ka-ran-jee.It’s greasy on the outside and filled with some coconut shit that’ll make guys testicles shrivel.I don’t even want to think about what it might do to girls.India may be one of the world’s oldest civilizations, but if they keep making crap like this they’re gonna be floundering in the minor leagues for the rest of the millennium.ok now thanks for reading my OH-SO-POINTLESS blogpost.goodbye.
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